What the hell is wrong with Quiznos?

As if the weird "hell if I know what it is" creature pushing Quiznos crappy sandwiches wasn't bad enough.


Now we have a creepy toaster oven that begs the sandwich guy to "Put it in me"....What the hell is wrong with their advertising department? Do they think this butt puckering invitation is going to make me run right down for a perv sandwich??


Sick, Sick, Sick. Hello Subway.

The video of the Octomom giving birth!

I am totally gobsmacked to find that there are actually some feeble minded twits out there who feel sorry for the twisted piece of humanity who brought 8 poor little souls into the world to serve as her doorway to fame and fortune and live out her Angelina Jolie fantasy.

On the lighter side.......

Dickheads

Ok...listen up guys....ENOUGH ALREADY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!

If I see one more Enzyte, Cialis, Viagra, Pos-t-vac or Extenze commercial I am going to go Lorina Bobbit on the next man I see!!!

I am so sick of "male inhancement" and I don't give a rats ass about "that special part of the male anatomy"! I have had 12 inches...it fucking hurt!!! We are talking blood and episiotomy city here people! The Gyno suggested 2 choices...more lube (and lots of it) or go smaller. I chose the latter.

Real life isn't like a porno site guys, a woman doesn't mind a smaller dick as long as you know what to do with it! We all don't want a baseball bat shoved up our twat, just some mind blowing loving!!

Get real "Smiling Bob" and shut up or I will wipe that stupid grin off your ugly mug!