The only time Charlie Sheen was funny.

Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

Ok, maybe it was Martin that was funny.

They aren't patio furniture!!

My sweet cat died Tuesday, well...I had her put down. I didn't want to, but she was sick...I could tell. I wanted to grab her carrier and bolt from the vets office, I wanted to sneak out the door in the exam room. Anything, but do what I know was coming. Renal Failure.
I have been alternating between numbness and sobbing for the last 3 days, she was my child...I had her since she was 8 weeks old. She was my family, the family that has died off one by one. She was my last tie to the man I loved, born at his parents. Fourteen years...fourteen.

NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS FUCKING KITTEN!!!!

If your child died would you go right down to the fertility clinic to get pregnant so you can replace it??

She wasn't a thing, she can't be replaced!! LET ME MORN MY BABY!

Fucking Thieves

I hope you choke to death on your next meal. I hope you die a slow and painful death. I hope my camera blows up in your face and blinds you. I hope my laptop leads a predator to your door and he tortures you and kills you. You are scum and less than human. Die. Die. Die!!!!