Saturday, October 3, 2009

Hypocrite!!


So after lambasting Senator Vitter, Congressman Foley, Eliot Spitzer and the rude and crude remarks about Sarah Palins daughter and calling Palin a "Slut", it appears Mr. Letterman is an authority on promiscuity and hypocrisy!

He has the gall to say-"It's been a very bizarre experience," he said. "I felt like I needed to protect these people. I need to protect my family. I need to protect myself. Hope to protect my job."

Protect his family? He has been in a relationship with his now-wife since the 80's....how is multiple affairs going to protect them??? Protect his job??? There's the ticket!!

CBS said that its policies regarding harassment on the job. "Worldwide Pants does have a policy. A spokesman issued a statement that read: “Dave is not in violation of our policy and no one has ever raised a complaint against him.” The spokesman said the policy “does not prohibit relationships within the company — only that they cannot be tied to an employee’s performance.”

Of course the women haven't raised a complaint...they are trying to protect their jobs too! Can you even imagine they will ever work in the industry in Hollyweird if they file a suit???

I haven't watched Letterman since he was such a total smug asshole in the past Presidential election time, I will not be so stupid to tune in now to watch and see if he gets a hand-slap. You gotta know to the old boys in the corner office it is just a wink-wink, nudge-nudge situation and Worldwide (open)Pants will just get a new sexual harassment policy.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Thought I was a Right-Wing Redneck, didn't ya....




You Are 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal



Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal



Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal



Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal



Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal



Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

From The Reverend Billy Graham....


Truth.........from a man the media has never been able to throw dirt on.


THIS MAN SURE HAS A GOOD VIEW OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY!

Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free. Amen!

One Nation Under God.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Perez Hilton gets his comeuppance!


The blogging faggot (His favorite slur) got punched by Black Eye Peas manager Polo Molina because Hilton was running off at the mouth at wil.i.am and wouldn't shut his piehole. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa!
Now he is suing...big surprise... "The suit states Hilton is seeking to protect his rights to free speech and claims Polo Molina attacked him because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas' new album."

EXCUSE ME??? Isn't this the same fuck wad who blasted Miss California, calling her a "Dumb Bitch" and saying it was the worst answer in pageant history?? What about HER right to free speech and not be penalized for it?





YOU ARE A HYPOCRITICAL FUCK-TARD MARIO!
The only bad thing is Polo missed your mouth and got your eye!!

Jon and Kate plus lawyers and mediators....





Big Suprise, Miss OCD-Queen Bitch and Mr. Pussy Whipped-Wimp are getting a divorce.

Lets see how much more these nit-wit, money grubbing, attention seeking genetic screw-ups can fuck those poor kids up. If growing up in a fish bowl isn't bad enough, now the trauma of divorce! I never could separate the idea of the exploitation of the Deonne quintuplets at the hand of Dr. Dafoe, and the exploitation of the Gosselin sextuplets by their parents.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Wish I was lactose intolerant....


In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.


The cost is $100.00...per scoop.


When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A bit late to the party

WooHoo!!!

Finally, the majority vote is upheld and Prop. 8 stands!!!


Now maybe some people will realize that the gay community doesn't have the RIGHT TO WIN!!! That a voice of opposition has just as much right to be heard, and to be upheld by a fair vote by society. That because some of us who feel that a sexual preference does not a social group make, we have the right to vote to uphold our beliefs.

Sure, you have the right to say we are wrong, but that is just an opinion...doesn't make it right, doesn't make it wrong, it just makes it yours.

The system worked this time, the will of the voters was upheld.