Thought I was a Right-Wing Redneck, didn't ya....

You Are 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

From The Reverend Billy Graham....

Truth.........from a man the media has never been able to throw dirt on.

THIS MAN SURE HAS A GOOD VIEW OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY!

Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free. Amen!

One Nation Under God.

Perez Hilton gets his comeuppance!

The blogging faggot (His favorite slur) got punched by Black Eye Peas manager Polo Molina because Hilton was running off at the mouth at wil.i.am and wouldn't shut his piehole. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa!
Now he is suing...big surprise... "The suit states Hilton is seeking to protect his rights to free speech and claims Polo Molina attacked him because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas' new album."

EXCUSE ME??? Isn't this the same fuck wad who blasted Miss California, calling her a "Dumb Bitch" and saying it was the worst answer in pageant history?? What about HER right to free speech and not be penalized for it?





YOU ARE A HYPOCRITICAL FUCK-TARD MARIO!
The only bad thing is Polo missed your mouth and got your eye!!

Jon and Kate plus lawyers and mediators....

Big Suprise, Miss OCD-Queen Bitch and Mr. Pussy Whipped-Wimp are getting a divorce.

Lets see how much more these nit-wit, money grubbing, attention seeking genetic screw-ups can fuck those poor kids up. If growing up in a fish bowl isn't bad enough, now the trauma of divorce! I never could separate the idea of the exploitation of the Deonne quintuplets at the hand of Dr. Dafoe, and the exploitation of the Gosselin sextuplets by their parents.

Wish I was lactose intolerant....

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00...per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

A bit late to the party

WooHoo!!!

Finally, the majority vote is upheld and Prop. 8 stands!!!


Now maybe some people will realize that the gay community doesn't have the RIGHT TO WIN!!! That a voice of opposition has just as much right to be heard, and to be upheld by a fair vote by society. That because some of us who feel that a sexual preference does not a social group make, we have the right to vote to uphold our beliefs.

Sure, you have the right to say we are wrong, but that is just an opinion...doesn't make it right, doesn't make it wrong, it just makes it yours.

The system worked this time, the will of the voters was upheld.

Dear Mom.....

Happy Mothers Day where ever you are. Heaven...Hell....the grave?

Here I sit, still crying ("being melodramatic" in your words) over my internal pain. Here is a secret I never told you...Dad was molesting me. Maybe it wasn't a secret, you were always telling him to stop trying to wrestle with me, "She is too old for that".You knew, didn't you?

You didn't care about me enough to make sure did you? No, that would mean you would have to think about someone other than yourself....and your wants and needs.

How I hated Mothers Day, trying to find a card that said what I felt, Hallmark doesn't make a "I hate you Mother" card.... I looked.

You were the reason that my brother and I never had children, we didn't know if we could love our children because we never learned it from you and Dad. We figured our gene pool had better run dry.

They say to get well you have to forgive. How can I when I still Hate/Want to be loved by you so much still and you have been dead for 4 years? I can't forgive Dad and he has been dead for 25!!!

Happy Mothers Day...why could you love me?