Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dickheads

Ok...listen up guys....ENOUGH ALREADY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!

If I see one more Enzyte, Cialis, Viagra, Pos-t-vac or Extenze commercial I am going to go Lorina Bobbit on the next man I see!!!

I am so sick of "male inhancement" and I don't give a rats ass about "that special part of the male anatomy"! I have had 12 inches...it fucking hurt!!! We are talking blood and episiotomy city here people! The Gyno suggested 2 choices...more lube (and lots of it) or go smaller. I chose the latter.

Real life isn't like a porno site guys, a woman doesn't mind a smaller dick as long as you know what to do with it! We all don't want a baseball bat shoved up our twat, just some mind blowing loving!!

Get real "Smiling Bob" and shut up or I will wipe that stupid grin off your ugly mug!

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