I would rather have a cat!

I am in the grocery store, the whiny 13year old girl plops down on a sacking counter...her mother accidentally pushes the basket into the girls leg. The scream from the girl actually silenced the whole store! She ranted about her leg being broken! Hell,I have stubbed my toe harder! She called her mother a stupid bitch!! Her mother told her to calm down...calm down?? Back hand the spoiled little princess!! This is what comes of trying to be your kids friend instead of a parent, no respect, no obedience, no manners.

Dickheads

Ok...listen up guys....ENOUGH ALREADY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!

If I see one more Enzyte, Cialis, Viagra, Pos-t-vac or Extenze commercial I am going to go Lorina Bobbit on the next man I see!!!

I am so sick of "male inhancement" and I don't give a rats ass about "that special part of the male anatomy"! I have had 12 inches...it fucking hurt!!! We are talking blood and episiotomy city here people! The Gyno suggested 2 choices...more lube (and lots of it) or go smaller. I chose the latter.

Real life isn't like a porno site guys, a woman doesn't mind a smaller dick as long as you know what to do with it! We all don't want a baseball bat shoved up our twat, just some mind blowing loving!!

Get real "Smiling Bob" and shut up or I will wipe that stupid grin off your ugly mug!