The video of the Octomom giving birth!

I am totally gobsmacked to find that there are actually some feeble minded twits out there who feel sorry for the twisted piece of humanity who brought 8 poor little souls into the world to serve as her doorway to fame and fortune and live out her Angelina Jolie fantasy.

On the lighter side.......

Dickheads

Ok...listen up guys....ENOUGH ALREADY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!

If I see one more Enzyte, Cialis, Viagra, Pos-t-vac or Extenze commercial I am going to go Lorina Bobbit on the next man I see!!!

I am so sick of "male inhancement" and I don't give a rats ass about "that special part of the male anatomy"! I have had 12 inches...it fucking hurt!!! We are talking blood and episiotomy city here people! The Gyno suggested 2 choices...more lube (and lots of it) or go smaller. I chose the latter.

Real life isn't like a porno site guys, a woman doesn't mind a smaller dick as long as you know what to do with it! We all don't want a baseball bat shoved up our twat, just some mind blowing loving!!

Get real "Smiling Bob" and shut up or I will wipe that stupid grin off your ugly mug!

Hello New Year

Welcome to the madness I call reality!

Another holiday season in the bag, another calender trashed and a new one hung, another tax season to get my shit together for. Yippy Skippy!!

Wonder what the new administration will do to this country, can the democrats messiah raise our dead economy like Lazarus?? Can he lay his hands on the health care system and make it possible for the poor lame to walk and the lower middle class to be insured and their sight restored? Will he walk across the sea and quiet the middle east so our soldiers can come home? Say Hallelujah brothers and sisters, President Obama has come to save us all!

Christmas time again, huh....

Great. Fabulous. Wonderful.

Tons of self-absorbed people running around paying no attention to who or what is going on around them. I have been nearly hit while driving the city streets 3 times in the last 2 days. Assholes.

Thank the Lord for friends, spending Christmas alone again this year was too dismal to think about. Hope they like the Kalauah laced Banana Bread I baked as a gift. Never show up at dinner empty handed.

It's not brain surgery!

Listen you stupid twit, either give the woman her dollar off with the coupon you keep saying is expired or ask her to drive around and come inside and discuss it. Just use your so called managerial skills to get her butt out of the drive through line before my breakfast is cold and I am late to work!

Freaking scary!

Yeah....I'd quit drinking, right after I cleaned the crap out of my underwear!

Keepin' the faith!

the⋅o⋅ry /ˈθiəri, ˈθɪəri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [thee-uh-ree, theer-ee]

-noun, plural -ries.
 
A proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural, in contrast to well-established propositions that are regarded as reporting matters of actual fact.

ie: Theory of Evolution

Please don't insult my intelligence by telling me there is no God and the Bible is a storybook filled with mythic legends. It is called faith. I choose to believe I am a divine creation not a gorilla's crotch-droplet. I believe there is life after death and it was planned by my Creator. The theory of evolution is called that because it is based upon interpretation of data that there is no solid proof for. Maybe the missing link is missing because it does not exist? If that is what you want to have faith in....your choice.

If I am wrong, upon death I wink out of existence, if you (Mr./Ms. Atheist) are wrong....you get an eternity of torment and damnation. That is a crap shoot I wouldn't want to roll the dice for.