Friday, August 3, 2012

I would rather have a cat!

I am in the grocery store, the whiny 13year old girl plops down on a sacking counter...her mother accidentally pushes the basket into the girls leg. The scream from the girl actually silenced the whole store! She ranted about her leg being broken! Hell,I have stubbed my toe harder! She called her mother a stupid bitch!! Her mother told her to calm down...calm down?? Back hand the spoiled little princess!! This is what comes of trying to be your kids friend instead of a parent, no respect, no obedience, no manners.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

They aren't patio furniture!!


My sweet cat died Tuesday, well...I had her put down. I didn't want to, but she was sick...I could tell. I wanted to grab her carrier and bolt from the vets office, I wanted to sneak out the door in the exam room. Anything, but do what I know was coming. Renal Failure.
I have been alternating between numbness and sobbing for the last 3 days, she was my child...I had her since she was 8 weeks old. She was my family, the family that has died off one by one. She was my last tie to the man I loved, born at his parents. Fourteen years...fourteen.

NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS FUCKING KITTEN!!!!

If your child died would you go right down to the fertility clinic to get pregnant so you can replace it??

She wasn't a thing, she can't be replaced!! LET ME MORN MY BABY!

Friday, February 18, 2011

Fucking Thieves

I hope you choke to death on your next meal. I hope you die a slow and painful death. I hope my camera blows up in your face and blinds you. I hope my laptop leads a predator to your door and he tortures you and kills you. You are scum and less than human. Die. Die. Die!!!!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving...in hell

What's worse than not having any family to celebrate the holidays with? Well...let's see...

  1. The friend whose house you were going to go to comes down with the flu 2 days before Thanksgiving.
  2. All your other friends have plans already.
  3. Your turkey that you try to force thaw is mostly ready for the brine Wed. night.
  4. During the night the brine bag leaks and your turkey isn't in much brine in the morning.
  5. You discover your constipated......MASSIVELY!! (too many painkillers I guess)
  6. You are doubled over in pain trying to pass the rock hard turd and have to dig it out with a spoon.
  7. You clog the toilet when you finally get that brick to pass.
  8. You have to mop and sanitize the bathroom to get the overflow cleaned up.
  9. It is only 3 in the afternoon.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Yawn....It lives!

Yeah...I am still here. A bit sick of the world and everyone in it. I grow increasingly frustrated with the common stupidity that has become hallmark of the 75% of the citizens of this great(?) nation.

I firmly believe (as Nazi as it sounds) that if we don't stop stupid people from killing themselves off by showering with the hair dryer, or diving into the shallow end of the pool, they will keep breeding and passing the stupid gene on. I say remove all common sense warnings for everything and let them fend for themselves! Of course, we will have to take the Bard's sage advice and kill the lawyers first.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

Listed above is a short list of those men and women who have, through their service to mankind, been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Statesmen, servants of God, Healers of bodies and souls, all great men and women and organizations who have sought to make the world a better place for all.

  • 2009 Barack Obama
Who had done....................................................nothing.

What the fuck??????????????????????????