Thanksgiving...in hell

What's worse than not having any family to celebrate the holidays with? Well...let's see...

1. The friend whose house you were going to go to comes down with the flu 2 days before Thanksgiving.
2. All your other friends have plans already.
3. Your turkey that you try to force thaw is mostly ready for the brine Wed. night.
4. During the night the brine bag leaks and your turkey isn't in much brine in the morning.
5. You discover your constipated......MASSIVELY!! (too many painkillers I guess)
6. You are doubled over in pain trying to pass the rock hard turd and have to dig it out with a spoon.
   
7. You clog the toilet when you finally get that brick to pass.
8. You have to mop and sanitize the bathroom to get the overflow cleaned up.
9. It is only 3 in the afternoon.
   

Yawn....It lives!

Yeah...I am still here. A bit sick of the world and everyone in it. I grow increasingly frustrated with the common stupidity that has become hallmark of the 75% of the citizens of this great(?) nation.

I firmly believe (as Nazi as it sounds) that if we don't stop stupid people from killing themselves off by showering with the hair dryer, or diving into the shallow end of the pool, they will keep breeding and passing the stupid gene on. I say remove all common sense warnings for everything and let them fend for themselves! Of course, we will have to take the Bard's sage advice and kill the lawyers first.